Mitt Romney: high school pranks went too far
Republican
presidential nominee and all around no nonsense character, Mitt Romney, had
some fun in high school that now has voters taking notice.
At
the prestigious Cranbrook
School
Hidden to the rest
of the population perhaps, but Romney could spot the trouble a school yard
away. Backed by a robust confidence and the natural order of the universe,
Romney led the charge to hold the offender down and cut his hair.
To onlookers, the
incident was nothing more than a prank, used to welcome the outsider to their
establishment. But Romney knew what he was doing.
When asked for
comment, a laughing Romney said "I don't remember that incident."
Of course. The
presidential hopeful has had a lifetime of fighting evil and correcting the
errors of society. How could he remember such a relatively small incident?
We can expect the
same man who took a stand back then to take D.C. and continue his fearless
charge of fixing the country, which, by now, is spiraling out of control.
"I'm a very
different person than I was in high school," Romney said.
Well, maybe a
reminder of the drive he once had to help save civilization as we know it
will reignite the burning flame of protecting American values.
Remember, Mitt, when encouraging a closeted homosexual with a firm, "Atta'
girl!" in class was all the reverse psychology needed to right the simple
wrong?
"I really
can't remember that," Romney commented.
That's OK, Mitt.
You want to focus on bigger issues this campaign season. It seems the economy
and energy policies could use a good ol' snip, snip of the mop on top. And
couldn't Iran
In these uncertain
times, it takes a natural leader who’s not afraid to take charge and take
action. No apologies for doing what is necessary.
"I certainly
am sorry for that, very deeply sorry for that," Romney said. But that's
just him playing politics to appease the masses.
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